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An osbcure country whose name is not important - usually used to counter the argument of the poor oppressed people of... Whogivesafuckistan
Example 1:
"Do you know that those sneakers you're wearing were made in a sweat-shop where children earn less than 10 cents a day?! You should be shamed of yourself!"
"Dude, all I care about is that I have some pimping pumps, not some kid in Whogivesafuckistan who can't afford to by a pair of shoelaces.
Example 2:
"Nice scarf Alice! Where did you get it?"
"Charles got it for me for my birthday. Its znot fur imported from Whogivesafuckistan."
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Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
Example 1:
After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
Example 2:
After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:
"Honey this is not what it looks like"
Reaching for gun:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
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A girl who will resort to promiscuous or flirtatious behaviour to get help, advice or anything else she wants from a helpless male victim. Once achieving her goals ("sucking him dry"), the penis vampire ignores the poor sod, treating him like a total stranger.
Male 1: Wow, I'm so bummed out, I thought I had a chance with Emma
Male 2: Why what happened?
Male 1: She asked me to help her study for philosophy and she was all flirty and I thought I was in but after the exam, she totally ignored me.
Male 2: That Penis Vampire sucked you dry!
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