pubstach

V/N Similar to a Hitler. When ones friend is asleep taking you pubic hairs and putting some on his/her lips.

Hey lets pubstache John.
Oh no someone pubstached me!

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hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

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RD

RD is a military word meaning real deal.

Man that guy is the RD.

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Bohemian shower

The act of pissing into a fan and enjoying it

Guy1: Man, I tried to give my g/f a golden shower, but she turned the fan next to her on and it came back at me...and I liked it
Guy2: DUDE! She made you give yourself a Bohemian Shower! Don't touch me...

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foreplay

Fooling around and such :
-kissing
-touching
-BEING CRAZY!
...without taking it too far (i.e. fucking eachother)
you dont have to be single!!!

We should get together. You know, a lil foreplay... then who knows...

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Lunch Special

A combination of soup (generally French Onion), and salad (always tossed). Popular with the hungriest of lunchtime whores.

We went to Foxy's, and all Sally wanted was some French Onion and her salad....TOSSED!

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Fuck you motherfuckers

a phrase commonly used to express anger and disgust toward free Americans who insist upon trashing the very country which provides them frredom to do so. Disagreement and protest are understandable and allowable, but outright disrespect usually erupts in this such terminology;

Don't like America? FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. Move, we won't miss you.

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