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(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.
"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."
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A person who aggressively misunderstands the nature of Remembrance Sunday and the role of the poppy in commemorating the dead.
Poppywhoppers shout "Where's your poppy?" at any non-poppy wearers, accessorise oversized poppies on their mobility scooters, white vans and fake Stone Island, and start frothing at the mouth at the mention of James McClean.
Poppywhoppers tend to be small-minded bigots who don't understand that the Second World War was fought against nazis, not for them, and that the freedoms won by defeating fascism include choosing to not wear a symbol that has now been skunked by bigots.
Some Poppywhopper has been flogging 'Reespekt Are Fallen' tshirts on ebay.
Just made it past a bunch of poppywhoppers outside Wetherspoons.
Wasn't sure if they were Free Tommy gammons or just your run of the mill poppy whoppers.
"Go Boris" is an expression similar in form to "Let's go Nandos" & "You going college?", popular with many teenagers and roadmen today. When you "Go Boris", you head to the toilet to void your bowels of greasy & malodorous sewage. See also "Free Tommy" for when you go for a very smelly dump that leaves the cubicle uninhabitable for a good half hour.
"Give me five minutes, mate: I've got to Go Boris first."
"I'm feeling well dodgy and there's a churning in my guts. I really need to Go Boris or I'll pebbledash my boxers."