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When someone is sucking yourself dick and you’re about to finish, but you know that the person always pulls Way before the cum comes out. So you takes both your hands and choke so they’ll keep their mouth open and you finish down their throat.
I can’t believe he gave me a blueberry creampie, I couldn’t breathe, and I almost passed out.
Pinning a girl legs behind her head before engaging in sex.
"How was she in bed?"
"Well, I put her in the pretzel. She didn't move much."
When a person is siting on the toilet, try's to throw there cigarette in the bowl and ends up burning there goodies.
1; ouch!
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it
Someone who nails (has sex with) you on a daily basis.
“Who’s that?”
“Oh, he’s just my nail-dealer. That’s all.”