Country Blumpkin

Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!

Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"

Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"

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slath

1. noun: a shit so big you could beat a man to death with it.

2. verb: to beat a man to death with a very large shit (a slath).

related to cleveland steamer in a twisted way.

1. Michael Stipe was beaten to death with a slath last night. In other news...

2. Will plots to slath Dupre tomorrow!

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demnocrat

Someone who got really excited about voting democrat in the 2004 election then realized they would have to leave the house to vote.

As a demnocrat I cant find time to leave the dorm room and vote for Kerry becuse Halo 2 just came out.

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