When you don't want a relationship and all you do is have sex with a girl and then she wants a relationship, so you fuck her one last time, and dump the bitch.
Dude, everything was great with Madi until she wanted a relationship, so I hit it and quit it. Example
Woman - "Baby, when are you going to ask me to be your girlfriend?"
Man - "Want to be my girfriend"
Woman - "Yes"
Man - "No more talking and lets get back to business"
After done having sex.....
Man - "Listen bitch, I am going to go and get in the shower and I want you to fucking disappear by the time I am out.
Woman - "But this is my house"
Man - "I didn't ask you to talk, I'm not getting into a relationship, I just wanted to hit it and quit it"
Woman - Leaves the house crying
Man - Makes himself a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, takes a shit in the toilet and leaves it, climbs down the fire escape, jumps into his car snd take off
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