Poland

1. The Mexico of Europe
2. A land essentially made of fields of Poles, making it extremely profitable during times of Festivus.
3. The country in Eastern Europe shaped like a slice of bread with the bottom left bitten off by the bitches down in Czechoslovakia.
4. Where half of all Chicagoans originated from.
5. World's supplier of Pierogis, Sausage, and Bigos.

We took all our stuff and moved from Poland to America to get some jobs.

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