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Sidedish Boyfriend

A relationship status in which one performs all of the functions and roles of a boyfriend without any reciprocation of the emotional, romantic, spiritual, and physical intimacy that comes with a healthy relationship

John went to dinner with Jennifer's family

Are they going out?

No, he's just her sidedish boyfriend

What do you mean?

He's like an escort that doesn't get paid or get laid.

by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010

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Cordered

The act of performing substandard contractor work while simultaneously screwing the client out of large sums of money.

Man, Bob's roof still isn't finished.

You didn't hear? His contractor cordered him

That's low, what kind of scumbag corders a man like that

by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010

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