Cock Verandah

Male with a huge beer gut that protects his cock from the sun.

Gabriel "Look at Joe's cock verandah, that's impressive"
Gary "When's the last time you think he's seen his dick"
Gabriel " Wow not since 1992"

Headbutting his jocks

When a massive big Grogan is knocking on the back door, It's headbutting your jocks.

Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.

Fart Municipal

The grand master who has perfected the art of farting. He governs respect when his loose sphincter has a bowel wave.

"Dude did you just drop your guts?"

"Na man that smells like a 3 day gerbil that just crwaled out of Dave's ass."

"Yeah Dave's the fart municipal he must have cut his lunch and sharted his jocks again"

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