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global cooling

Something that happened during the 1970's due to humans spewing aerosols into the atmosphere. Once we stopped spewing aerosols into the atmosphere, global cooling stopped, thus proving that human society CAN affect global climate. The concern over global cooling was exaggerated by Newsweek in the 1970's and as a result many conservatives completely distort the issue in order to attack the current scientific consensus on global warming.

That they do this based on a Newsweek article is bizarre considering that most of the time they complain about how the mainstream media distorts the news. Of course, in this instance Newsweek just so happened to NOT be distorting the news for some reason. At least according to many conservatives.

I'm sick and tired of hearing right-wing talk radio show hosts continuing to distort the global cooling of the 1970's.

by RustyShackleford December 10, 2007

21πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Paris Hilton

Stupid spoiled whore currently stuck up Mr. Slave's ass.

Oh, Jesuth Chritht! You girls don't want to be like Paris Hilton. She's a nobody.

by RustyShackleford December 10, 2007

102πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Speed

A movie about Dennis Hopper wanting to blow up a bus because he had too much amphetamines.

Homer Simpson: I saw this movie about this bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

by RustyShackleford August 2, 2007

707πŸ‘ 405πŸ‘Ž


Louis Farrakhan

the black equivalent of David Duke

Louis Farrakhan called Judaism a "gutter religion". He's just an asshole trying to rile up black people.

by RustyShackleford December 11, 2007

465πŸ‘ 228πŸ‘Ž


Boston Movie

A movie that takes place in Boston that's full of people talking in exaggerated Boston accents and Irish accents. Typically, such movies try to get the message across about just how great Boston is. Boston Movies often star actors who are native to Boston, such as Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Robert Wahlberg, Ben Affleck and Casie Affleck. Such movies tend to be filled with special slang relevant specifically to Boston. Some of the well known Boston Movies are 'Good Will Hunting', 'The Boondock Saints' and 'The Departed'.

In light of its win of the Oscar for Best Picture, 'The Departed' is arguably the greatest Boston Movie.

by RustyShackleford December 10, 2007

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by RustyShackleford December 10, 2007

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Elmo

A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.

First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.

by RustyShackleford December 10, 2007

10πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž