schmegmatism

The release of schmegma during a female orgasm. Much like a male's ejaculation.

When Dick was going down on Jane she had a schmegmatism.

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finland

I believe Michael Palin said it best: "Finland, Finlad, Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping; or just watching T.V. Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me."
"Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all."

You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam

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superlishus do fo

1. Awesome, wih great emphasis.

That's superlishus do fo.

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idgit

a retarded way of saying idiot

man you are such an idgit you stepped on my dog

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duche bag

Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning

Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag

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Gips

Gay Hairy Nipples; A rotund individual with a pungent odor and an unusual amount of cilium around the areola.
Origin: Jack Daniels.
Evolution: Hairy Nipples, Hairy Nips, Nips, Gay Nips, Gips.

Every time I see Gips I feel like I'm going to puke

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skettle-sket for short

some one whose a hoe whore whatever u want to call it

damn wat a sket

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