guaving

(gwa-ving) - v. to guave - the act of two or more individuals of the female persuasion abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.

holy shit, my nizzel, did you see those two beotches guaving? i have a serious boner from that guave-sesh.

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sublime

the best of its kind; completely unique or inspiring

also the greatest band on the planet. if you dont know them, listen to them.
(see songs-dont push,romeo,40 oz to freedom, boss dj)

sublime is sublime to everything else

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Shit Yourself

(v) - to push so hard as to defecate in one's undergarments unintentionally.

Oh my God Larry, I think i just shit myself.

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bert mccracken

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god

Gwadgy

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Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

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Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

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o-hey!

An exclamation usually spoken when you see a really hot girl and you want to let her and the people around you know what you are looking at.

O-hey!, that chick is fuckin dope!

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