fuck my ass

Something your mom says right before i have intercourse with her. Usually meaning she wants me to stick it in her ass.

your mom: Ryan, fuck my ass!
Ryan: ok.

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stairway to heaven

1. only the first half of the song has simple guitar chords, then folk and rock parts of the song contain extremely difficult chords, especially Jimmy Page's guitar solo, which is the greatest of all time.
2. the lyrics are beautiful and far from cheesy

And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul

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stone pimp

verb, meaning a hardcore dude with lots of girls.

check him out he's (a)stonepimp, eatin with all those girls

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Polygamy

See Utah or Mormons

The Mormons in Utah are a bunch of polygomists

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supercalafragilisticexpialadocious

That weird word from Marry Poppins that nobody cares about because that movie sucks.

Some supercalafragilisticexpialadocious guy who likes to say crap words from Marry Poppins.

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road police

Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.

"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"

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g unit

what you say when you see ur grandma sewing

(you see your grandma sewing and say to her) "g unit"

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