Get Awesome

The act of getting drunk.

Im gonna get awesome tonight

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Plastic Jesus

1. A Jesus figure made out of plastic
2. An item that gives serenity to its owner

I don't care if it rains or freezes, just as long as I have my plastic Jesus! - Chris Miller

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rimjob

eric cartmans mom

put your legs behind your head and your ass is licked

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foggels

when you place your testicals over someones eyes to blind them. The same way a pilot uses foggels to practice blind flying.

My wife said that the light was to bright in the bed room, so I gave her some foggels to help her vision.

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pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

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crawler

an uncut cock.

Jason has a small crawler.

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hapidooya

Also, saying "Happy New Year" after 3 shots of Jager, 4 shots of Patron, 2 top shelf Margaritas, and a bottle of champagne

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry, but you've had way too much to drink, and we cannot serve you anything else"

Drunk: "hapidooya!!!"

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