Stupid

What i am everyday due to spongebob-

Me: SPONGEBOB SQUARPANTSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dude: YOu are stupid.
Me: I know :(

Penis

Something that you relise you can bend over and suck on and stick in other people.

Guy 1: I bent over and sucked my cock!
Guy 2: Oh yes, me too my friend.
Guy 3: Very yum.
Guy 1: WE START LE CULT OF GAY PENIS.

Mario

A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.

Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?

Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.

Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.

Emo

Every 6th grader in a school when someone breaks up with them.

Males/ Females with black hair, black nails, chokers, Black makeup, Striped red and black clothes, And piercings.

They also cut their arms, saying their depressed, and wanting to kill themselves. Also attention seekers.

Dude 1: wanna hear a joke?
Dude 2: Sure.
Dude 1: Why cant emos high five trees?
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: Because itll leave them hanging