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when you are trying to leave your computer but you can't get off MSN Messenger because one of your friends (or a hot chick) is talking to you, and it is entertaining/worth your while to keep talking.
"I was late catching my bus home from work today because some of my buddies trapped me in MSN-Jail"
"I missed out on an office lunch today because some bitch trapped me in MSN-Jail...goddamnit..."
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When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.
Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"
Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"
We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"
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carpet surfing: when you crash at a friends house after a night of drinking and are forced to sleep on the bare (and often rough) carpet, with no blankets or pillows
joe: "hey soldier, you still coming up to my place this weekend?"
eric: "ya, but it looks like im going to be carpet surfing...i don't have room for anything else in my bag"
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