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An Italian man who can lay pipe with the best of 'em; very proficient at cleaning out any faulty plumbing.
Super Mario came by last night and now I'm sore! That fucker can lay some pipe!
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Taking' a woman by the back door (i.e., anal sex).
Hey John, I'm Goin' to Jersey with Jen tonight, and she's gonna moan all the way to pleasure town!
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When a man is lying on his back, pretending to be pedaling while jerking off, and finishing with a batch on his face.
I caught my buddy working on his gym bike, and man, I guess he finished his workout.
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When a man is lying on his back, pretending to be pedaling while jerking off, and finishing with a batch on his face.
I accidently caught my buddy finishing up his gym bike exercises and saw him use his sock to clean up his face.
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When a man or woman makes their ass available for multiple poundings at a time from multiple partners.
Did you hit the Kari butthole buffet? Man, she didn't have much left on the table for me.
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