crocintonic

(cr-ah-k in t-ah-nik)
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.

Jarvis ordered a crocintonic on the rocks.

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schfnork

verb/noun - an expression of surprised anger. To blurt out as a swear. Referring to mythological gnome who was banned from the gnome village for creating mischievous acts and setting straps to temporarily inconvenience others.

a schfnork placed a pile of ketchup out side of Janet's shower. She cried out schfnork when slipping in it.

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skeevit

An anal parasite that infects its host with an uncontrollable British accent.

When the skeevit passed through mark's system he was speaking normal again.

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splunkalunk

an expression proclaimed by men with a turkey neck fetish to indicate a female with excessive neck flab.

check out the splunkalunk on gertrude!

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Thermonan

N. - A severed hand that hides under your pillow and gives you evil wet willies that cause nightmares.

As revenge for shaving off her eyebrows, Janet placed a Thermonan under Susan's pillow to keep her from getting a good night sleep.

Gairf

(g-air-f) v. the act of vomiting food or objects that you did not eat.

n. mysterious vomit

Jose's gairf had spaghetti in it although he hadn't ate spaghetti in over a year.

Ducadoodle

N. - Swedish myth but believed by some Canadians.

A creature who protects yard ornaments from being stolen.

Has the body of a small deer or fawn, the neck of a zebra, a billed beak, green antennas, fairy wings, a cobra for a tail and poop droppings instantly create mushrooms.

Ethel purchased a Ducadoodle to keep the local hoodlums from steeling her gnomes.

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