wet riley

When a dog kisses you on the nose, and sticks it’s wet tongue up your nostril as part of the gesture.

“My dog was so happy I came home he gave me a Wet Riley!”

666

A guy whose a 6, but he’s 6’6”— he’s nothing special looks-wise, personality is so-so, and mediocre intelligent, but he manages to command respect and attention from woman due to his height.

“I dated Justin in my early-20s, but he’s a 666… I thought he was hot because he’s so tall, but he kept mispronouncing the grocery store name.”

qeeto

somthing cool dun when ur high on marijuana and at least 2 people havt to see it and i am the originator of this word

i was at my houise yesterday smokin and axel did some qeeto shit

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Opportunipee

Your opportunity to pee

“The restroom doesn’t have a line right now, I am going to take the opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride, these bushes are your last opportunipees for a while, buddy.”

Opportunipee

A prime opportunity to pee

“The restroom line is short, this is my Opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride ahead of us, these bushes are your last opportunipee for a while, buddy.”