When a dog kisses you on the nose, and sticks itâs wet tongue up your nostril as part of the gesture.
âMy dog was so happy I came home he gave me a Wet Riley!â
A guy whose a 6, but heâs 6â6ââ heâs nothing special looks-wise, personality is so-so, and mediocre intelligent, but he manages to command respect and attention from woman due to his height.
âI dated Justin in my early-20s, but heâs a 666⦠I thought he was hot because heâs so tall, but he kept mispronouncing the grocery store name.â
somthing cool dun when ur high on marijuana and at least 2 people havt to see it and i am the originator of this word
i was at my houise yesterday smokin and axel did some qeeto shit
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Your opportunity to pee
âThe restroom doesnât have a line right now, I am going to take the opportunipee.â
(To my dog) âWe have a long car ride, these bushes are your last opportunipees for a while, buddy.â
A prime opportunity to pee
âThe restroom line is short, this is my Opportunipee.â
(To my dog) âWe have a long car ride ahead of us, these bushes are your last opportunipee for a while, buddy.â