666

A guy whose a 6, but he’s 6’6”— he’s nothing special looks-wise, personality is so-so, and mediocre intelligent, but he manages to command respect and attention from woman due to his height.

“I dated Justin in my early-20s, but he’s a 666… I thought he was hot because he’s so tall, but he kept mispronouncing the grocery store name.”

Zoollennial

The cusp generation between Millennial and Gen Z. Millennial is defined as someone born between 1981-1996, a broad 15 years where the world rapidly changed from the beginning of the era to the end.

The Zoolleinnial period is between 11/3/1992-12/31/1995, and is differentiated from the 1981-11/2/1992 period due to the election of Bill Clinton. Ronald Reagan years are 1981-1989 and then 4 years of George HW Bush, both Republicans. The cusp Democrat years of Clinton are a different mood entirely and people born between those years are not true Millennials, but not yet Zoomers. They are the Zoollennials!

(Late 2023)
Aria: “I can’t believe I just turned 30, Gen Z is telling me I’m a Millennial!”

Riley: “What??? My mom was born in the mid-1980s, and didn’t own a computer until she was 14! There is no way you’re both Millennials!”
Aria: “the internet says I AM!!!”
Riley: “You were born on the cusp ! On the eve of a new generation, you are a Zoollennial.”
Aria: “Ah, it all makes sense now.”
Riley: “No one born in the 80s is named ‘Aria’, for one thing..”

Aria: “True…”

wet riley

When a dog kisses you on the nose, and sticks it’s wet tongue up your nostril as part of the gesture.

“My dog was so happy I came home he gave me a Wet Riley!”

qeeto

somthing cool dun when ur high on marijuana and at least 2 people havt to see it and i am the originator of this word

i was at my houise yesterday smokin and axel did some qeeto shit

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Opportunipee

Your opportunity to pee

“The restroom doesn’t have a line right now, I am going to take the opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride, these bushes are your last opportunipees for a while, buddy.”

Opportunipee

A prime opportunity to pee

“The restroom line is short, this is my Opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride ahead of us, these bushes are your last opportunipee for a while, buddy.”