wet riley

When a dog kisses you on the nose, and sticks it’s wet tongue up your nostril as part of the gesture.

“My dog was so happy I came home he gave me a Wet Riley!”

666

A guy whose a 6, but he’s 6’6”— he’s nothing special looks-wise, personality is so-so, and mediocre intelligent, but he manages to command respect and attention from woman due to his height.

“I dated Justin in my early-20s, but he’s a 666… I thought he was hot because he’s so tall, but he kept mispronouncing the grocery store name.”

Opportunipee

Your opportunity to pee

“The restroom doesn’t have a line right now, I am going to take the opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride, these bushes are your last opportunipees for a while, buddy.”

Opportunipee

A prime opportunity to pee

“The restroom line is short, this is my Opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride ahead of us, these bushes are your last opportunipee for a while, buddy.”

Zoollennial

The cusp generation between Millennial and Gen Z. Millennial is defined as someone born between 1981-1996, a broad 15 years where the world rapidly changed from the beginning of the era to the end.

The Zoolleinnial period is between 11/3/1992-12/31/1995, and is differentiated from the 1981-11/2/1992 period due to the election of Bill Clinton. Ronald Reagan years are 1981-1989 and then 4 years of George HW Bush, both Republicans. The cusp Democrat years of Clinton are a different mood entirely and people born between those years are not true Millennials, but not yet Zoomers. They are the Zoollennials!

(Late 2023)
Aria: “I can’t believe I just turned 30, Gen Z is telling me I’m a Millennial!”

Riley: “What??? My mom was born in the mid-1980s, and didn’t own a computer until she was 14! There is no way you’re both Millennials!”
Aria: “the internet says I AM!!!”
Riley: “You were born on the cusp ! On the eve of a new generation, you are a Zoollennial.”
Aria: “Ah, it all makes sense now.”
Riley: “No one born in the 80s is named ‘Aria’, for one thing..”

Aria: “True…”

qeeto

somthing cool dun when ur high on marijuana and at least 2 people havt to see it and i am the originator of this word

i was at my houise yesterday smokin and axel did some qeeto shit

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