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hair em scare em

Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue

Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.

by Ryan Harline October 13, 2007

3👍 8👎


ballpark frank

When one of your friends gets loaded, you pull down his pants in back and lay a hotdog in his buttcrack. It is usually garnished with ketchup and mustard.

When Steve passes out, we're totally going to ballpark frank him. When he wakes up, he is gonna be PISSED.

by Ryan Harline October 13, 2007

19👍 9👎


coach

Farting in a girl's purse when she's not paying attention.

Man, I've been eating salami today and I've given her about 3 Coaches tonight. Her wallet is gonna smell somethin' fierce.

by Ryan Harline October 13, 2007

38👍 104👎