Tabs

A word for cigarettes in north east England

"I canney sell ya nay tabs mon"

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Friendly fire

during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip

"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"

*barfff*

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Answering in the afermative

did ya see that lad giv ya the fingas?

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did ya floor him??

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do u only say yes?

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