maniagram

a measurable unit of maniacal tendency

Corina had to undergo electric shock therapy due to her cerebral cortex expressing an excess quantity of maniagrams.

slinkster

a cowardly con-artist; includes both players and hacks; (plural, 'the slinksters': refers to the slinkster union)

The slinkster shirked his responsibilities at work to snoop around his girlfriend's apartment when she wasn't there.

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deboucher

one who emerges from a previously depraved or defiled state
\dih-BOWCH-er; -BOOSH-er\

The deboucher was not without shame when the HR department conducted a background check.

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malayonaise

any nasty looking goop or substance that may induce nausea

Ms. Martini shrieked when she discovered that her hand had been thrusted in malayonaise.

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