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Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality

Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.

by Ryan Sprinkle April 30, 2007

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Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality

Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.

by Ryan Sprinkle May 19, 2007

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Miami Claps

When a lady jiggles her ass region in such a way as to cause the ass cheeks to collide, or "clap". Often seen in pornographies that focuses on a lady with a large "bo-donk-a-donk".

From Achewood's "Man Why You Even Got to Do a Thing" Issue #2:
"Maria, insane with ass, did Miami claps with her booty."

by Ryan Sprinkle January 27, 2007

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Indie Butt

a contradiction of the butt, it is simultaneously large and nonexistent; while the butt is large (and often in charge) it is seemingly also flat, and is rarely, if ever, described as "bootylicious" although this may be an illusion of the silm leg jeans indie girls tend to wear.

A girl need not be fat to have an indie butt, in fact it is often the only aspect of the girl with any meat to it.

All the girls at the Decemberists concert had total indie butt

by Ryan Sprinkle September 13, 2007

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