quick switch

when you are porking a babe and she says something that makes u mad so u turn ure condom inside out without her knowing, exposing the sperm to her egg, getting her pregnant

Monica: I am pregnant
Betty: Didn't you use a condom
Monica: yeah but that black guy did a quick switch when I said "fuck me harder you big nigger"
Betty: hmm...

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pusswa

the somewhat warm, thick liquid that comes out of the female vagina while she is aroused, also known as cooter juice...pusswa has been known to be a crude form of lubrication, some males preffer to slick up there weiner with the pusswa remaing from foreplay...gay men do not have free lubrication like straight males, therefore they usually get canadian hot spots

Dad: Son, can you go grab the oil, I need to lubricate the chain on your bike
Son: Um, father, can't you use the PUSSWA left on your nose from eating mothers vagina out?
Dad: Oh, yes I could, thank you son. Your mother loves a good licking
Son: Yeah, I know, the Mexican who mows our lawn does it best, Mom told me
Dad: Oh, fuck her, we are going to Vegas

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gim

thaii for pussy, a fun word to call teachers, parents, and friends...most teachers, parents, or friends dont know thaii, so you can call them a pussy whenever you want, which is convienant because i always want to call my teachers pussies

*during an NBA game*

Gary Payton: hey you dumb bitch, you arent that great at bball

Yao Ming: gim

Gary Payton: i wonder if that is thaii for pussy?

Yao Ming: you must like urban dictionary

Gary Payton: yea, its a cool place

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