jahu

Internet slang

an abbreviation for "just a heads up"

Your crazy ex-girlfriend is headed your way jahu

Jahu, If you keep drinking like that youre gunna be showing everyone your niagara falls impression

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wears a smock to a party

when using this phrase, it means you are referring to the person or idea as being lame.

Jess wears a smock to a party.

Wanna watch America's Next Top Model?
No way, that show wears a smock to a party.

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in text

combination of the phrases "in touch" and "via text messaging".

I gtg, but ill be in text.

Im at work, i can't talk but ill be in text.

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masterbait

a girl that has a certain appearance (aka smokin hott), that you're probably going to think about later when you whack off

who saw that girl with the acb? the one with the white pants and black thong, shes definitely masterbait.

Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.

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osome

The way NEW YORK from I LOVE NEW YORK spells 'awesome'
she's not leet; she's just dumb as fuck

G for Great
O for outstanding
O for osome
D for DAMN NEW YORK IS A DUMB BITCH

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competitious

the act of being overly competitive.

Steve: Sorry about tackling you through that wall, im a little competitious.

Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?

Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious

Bill: um ok

Steve: I win

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