Pez Teeth

To have a layer of gritty fur left on your teeth after gorging on sugary candy (Pez pellets especially).

"Dude. I ate 4 packets of Pez this morning - now I got the Pez teeth real bad. I need a toothbrush pronto."

Eskimo Slammer

The beverage of choice after you've had a few drinks, consisting of water & ice.

(At the bar) "Damn, I'm pretty drunk. Just give me an Eskimo Slammer."

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