premature geyser

When you bust a nut so high and powerful that it lands on your face and in your mouth

Bro ,I have such a bad taste in my mouth from that premature geyser I had yesterday.

DMR

DMR or dick mouth ratio is how to keep track of how many mouths your dick has been in. Can also go the other way if you have received dick.

Yo my DMR looks crazy after getting with Rachael and taking Bryan. Went from a 1:2 to a 2:3

Island Hopper

A “friend” who is considered temporary as they jump from person to person claiming that each is a “close friend”

Alex: Holy shit Bryce is so fake, he’s such an island hopper, temporary as hell

Tiana: Facts, he ghosted me for 2 months and tried to come back like nothing changed

mobile head

The act of driving when the passenger offers to give you head and you say yes

Bro my girlfriend gave me mobile head today on the parkway, put me into overdrive!