W.I.M.P.

Stands for "Woe Is Me Poster". In social media, one who posts for the purposes of soliciting sympathy from followers or friends. Example, "Having a bad day." or "Can't seem to wake up."

That person's posts are not funny or witty, they're just whiney. They're a W.I.M.P.

kanuxnewbie

A rare form of newbie that uses h4x but still sux. See nub.

ROFLLMAOWTFBBQ!!
That KanuxNewbie hax but still sucks!!