Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.

Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?

Joe

Just some sexy mother fucker

I wanna bang Joe’s back doors in so hard

Spoo

Residue left behind from anal sex.
A combination of spunk and poo

Damn bro I stabbed her in the choccy starfish and she dripped spoo on my duvet