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Joyslick

The wet spot on the bed after a couple finish having sex.

After Jack finished tapping Jill he pulled out and his gum left a big joyslick on the mattress.

by Rynesdad August 22, 2014


bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad March 27, 2018


sticking cousins

Blood cousins who have sex with each other.

They were just kissing cousins, but after a drunken night in bed together they became sticking cousins.

by Rynesdad April 26, 2016


Compity

Feeling compassion and pity for a person.

Your woman cheated on you and you took her back? I feel compity for you.

by Rynesdad July 13, 2013


Purple Palace

The vaginal cavity of a white female that only accepts purple crayons.

I don't have a shot at her because she has a purple palace between her legs.

by Rynesdad December 30, 2016

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cue cummer

A person such as a porn actor who can ejaculate on cue.

He didn't squirt until the director told him it was time for the money shot. He is a cue cummer.

by Rynesdad August 22, 2014


Dick List

A list of the men who have penetrated a woman's vagina.

I got drunk with that cute guy and added him to my dick list.

by Rynesdad April 15, 2016