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A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.
I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.
The wet spot on the bed after a couple finish having sex.
After Jack finished tapping Jill he pulled out and his gum left a big joyslick on the mattress.
A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.
My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.
Feeling compassion and pity for a person.
Your woman cheated on you and you took her back? I feel compity for you.
The vaginal cavity of a white female that only accepts purple crayons.
I don't have a shot at her because she has a purple palace between her legs.
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A person such as a porn actor who can ejaculate on cue.
He didn't squirt until the director told him it was time for the money shot. He is a cue cummer.
A list of the men who have penetrated a woman's vagina.
I got drunk with that cute guy and added him to my dick list.