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To hug inanimate objects on those lonely nights.
Walked in on Mike hugubating with his pillow last night. He tried to pretend that he was just napping, but I knew what he was doing. Was pretty disgusting to say the least. (hugubate)
A type of invitation to any social event sent out of sympathy, to avoid discrepancy or to simply make up an attendance number. It is sometimes sent in the hopes that the invitee will simply decline and throw it away, which is what should be done if sent one regardless of it's purpose.
Dave: What the? Kat sent me an invite to her 18th.
Mike: But you guys never really speak.
Dave: I know right, I totally just got binvited!
A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.
Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.
What you would say to any douche-bag attacking you in a dismissive, bias, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, distortive and incriminating way, much like the douche-bag commentary of Bill O'Reilly.
Guy #1: Dude, I've lost so much respect for you after you called my girlfriend a bitch.
Guy #2: But you said that she was yourself, remember?
Guy #1: That wasn't what I meant.
Guy #2: You're such a hypocrite; you know perfectly well that I was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your high-horse and Don't O'Reilly Me, asshole.
Guy #1: We need to cut to a commercial.
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Derived from the term âJack of all tradesâ and shares the same meaning. It is a reference to Jim Penman, of Jim's Group, whose Australian mowing business (Jimâs Mowing) transformed into several other maintenance trades which each franchise is commonly branded with âJim'sâ and then the trade.
At present Jim's Group is the second largest business in Australia and has expanded into Britain, it includes: Jimâs Mowing, Jim's Antennas, Jim's Bookkeeping, Jim's Building Maintenance, Jim's Computer Services, Jim's Dog Wash, Jim's Painting and Jim's Roofing.
Julie: Jack is great; he cut my grass, fixed my computer, fixed the roof, he even fixed my television reception while he was up there.
Holly: Really? What does he do for work?
Julie: Nothing amazing.
Holly: Hmm, he's a Jim of all trades.
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The act of stating that you had a premonition of something that had happened in the past, however, the first time that you have told anybody about the premonition was afterwards, rendering it questionable and useless. Coined by Hamish & Andy.
Hamish: Oh my god, I had a dream last night that that horse would win.
Andy: Uhhh, you're not magic; you can't get Hindsight Premonitions.
a condition or practise where things are not considered hygienic if they do not appear to be hygienic in other people's eyes, regardless of if it is clean or not. Eyegiene habits are typically found in the hospitality business.
Bill: So, after the silverware has been put through the dishwasher, you need to give it a polish.
Kim: Why?
Bill: So that it looks clean.
Kim: But it IS clean?
Bill: No it isn't, not until it LOOKS clean. It's a eyegienic practise, it's eyegiene.