the lithuanian flute

When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".

Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.

new york pickle

When a guy does it from behind with a girl, and before they cum, bend the girl over and yell "taxi" as they shove a pickle up the girls ass.

Guy 1: why did she leave you?
Guy 2: I think it's because i surprised her with a New York Pickle.