Papa Bear

Papa Bear a.k.a Sir Bear a.k.a Grandmama Bear a.k.a Babooshka Bear a.k.a Mama Bear a.k.a The Chode a.k.a Chodius Maximus a.k.a Bear a.k.a Ass Bear a.k.a Dick Bear a.k.a Fag Bear a.k.a Puss Bear a.k.a Ridculous Bear a.k.a Naughty Bear, is a big Paraguian man that shares qualities that of a big papa grizzly bear. He loves zong's, food, and slowly but surely is starting to put the women before the drugs. He is an angry dorm head that rules with an iron claw and breaks the majority of his toys, causing him to be frequently cast into his cave of solitude.

Guy 1: " Yo Papa Bear what's goodie son?"

Bear: " Tryna get high off my ass aha ahahah ahah ahahah!"

Guy 1: " Your an Addict Bear!"

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