Gaymes

An act between two heterosexual males in which the goal is to perform the gayest act towards each other for the longest amount of time. At the end of the act, the word GAAAAAYMES! must be uttered to prove the heterosexuality of contestants.

This game was introduced by my "gay" cousins in California, and made popular in Baltimore.

Mr. Atallah stroked Kevin's knee and yelled GAYMES, so Kevin re-Gaymed back him by touching his penis. Kevin is the greatest gaymer known to heterosexual man.

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