1) The football team thats down 7-0 in the fourth quarter recovers a fumble. "That's the breaks."
2) "Hey, man. What's up?"
"I just met this girl. She's perfect. I love her."
"That's great. Congrats. You ask her to marry you?"
"Yeah. She said no."
"Ouch. Those are the breaks."
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