Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

teachmetohowl

Noun

Crazy animator who want to kill people.

"My name is teachmetohowl, I am craaaaazzzzyyyyyy!"

-teachmetohowl

Counterpoint

Counter - Point
Noun
The concept of combining multiple independent musical voices to create a single harmonious composition. Counterpoint is often dislikes because of it's strict structure and rules, such as no parallel fifths (Which is not independent), and no tritones (Which is not harmonious).

"German composer Johann Sebastian Bach (1685-1750) - a master of counterpoint and harmony - is viewed as one of the greatest composers of all time."

Shamala Hamala

A phrase said during Glossolalia, or speaking in tongues when possessed by the Gods of Homosexuality.

Keven started convulsing on the floor, he began to scream "Shamala Hamala", the rest of the Gays at the church soon followed in suite.

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Satin

sat·in
Noun
The one true god of the Hexagonal Singularity, often confused with the fabric, or seen as a mispelling of Satan.

Blood for the blood gods, skulls for the skull throne, suffer not a heretic to live! Hail Satin.

MuseScore

Muse·Score
Noun
An open source notation software created by the muse of music Terpsichore to provide composers with adequate software so they no longer need to suffer Sibelius, Finale or Dorico.

Imagine if our lord J.S. Bach had been blessed with Musescore, he had to suffer to write his masterpieces.