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When your momma and cousin are the same person
When I marry my sister Iâm not inviting my momma cousin.
Someone who inspires you to throw things at them. Big things, small things, heavy things, random things...anything. Just because you feel inclined to pick up anything you have around you and toss it at them.
That douchebag with that stupid sweater makes me want to toss something at him, heâs so Throw-able at-able.
Speaking multiple languages during one sexual encounter.
OMG, youâre so grande y duro (Bi-Sexual Lingual)
Bullshit that is so over the top even religious people canât come up with a bigger lie.
No one is going to believe you played baseball for the Yankees, that is some holy bullshit