Reaganomics

Reverse Robin-Hood:
Essentially, steal from the poor, give to the rich. Enacted by a senile puppet in the 80's in the height of his delirium.

Tax Collector: That's ok, Mr. Trump, you can go, we'll just go shake down that hobo over there.
Trump: God, I LOVE Reaganomics!

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Ness

Suffix yes, and all of that. Ness is substance, thing, stuff, etcness

I'm hot; i'm wearing 5 layers of ness

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Shifty

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water

OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?

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the underground railroad

The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.

Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."

Goddamnit, I better go visit the underground railroad.

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ass prophet

the leader of all assholes!!

nyran is the king of all the ass prophets!

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BMac

One who gets so drunk that he loses consciousness and finds many different women attractive, while still managing not too puke.

Dude, you pulled a BMac!

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yaho

Slang term for cocaine

"Jose is all geeked up on yaho"

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