jujube

A jujube is a delicios red (stone?) fruit found on the hawthorn tree.

Who does not love to eat jujubes?

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Bamboozled

To invite oneself into a day of previously planned activites.

Nick: Hey mans, Josh just invited himself over!

Sam: But we're about to go out!

Nick: I know! Damn.

Sam: Josh just bamboozled us.

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Magic Stick

An extremley satisfying stick that the ladies can't go without in bed. A penis, or dick.

Sam:(sings) Yo Andrew I got the magic stick!
Andrew: Fo shizzle yo! At least all the girls tell me that shit.

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muffin

1. A Realy cool person.
2. A person who has 2 much time.
3. A sweet, kind person.
4. Something to eat.

Hey that muffin rocks!
That muffin should get a boy friend!
I love that muffin shes so nuce!
Mmmmm I like muffins

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Jubbla

oi ben ur fuck head

bens a faggot eat arse

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aria

Australian Record Industry Association. Just like the RIAA, but they don't sue 12yo girls.

Tbe ARIA is one of the better record companies.

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shizno

the excrement of the defecation of an extemely smelly animal.

Gary: Knock Knock
Church: Whos there?
Gary: You are.
Church: You are who?
Gary: You are a dirty dirty shizno Ha Ha Ha

Gary: Andy and I are not on speaking terms right now. He is kind of jerk.
Andy: Im not the jerk, your the jerk, jerk.
Gary: That was kind of rude.
Andy: Ah shut up you shizno!

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