ripped

Beat

"i rpiied those cats in a battle last night"

bop

Also means give head (blowjob)

She said she waas going to bop me today

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fob

fresh off the boat or fresh of the border, whichever you choose.

you look like a FOB in those clothes

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uncool

no 'in'. another definition for 'mom'.

My mom is weirdly uncool.

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gay gimp

A joyous fellow yet challenged in the heterosexual department, often enjoying bondage and other forms of fetish styles.

"Why did you see Derek dancing at the party last night."
"Yes he's an awfully gay gimp."

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it's not you, it's me

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

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Jacked

Shortened form of Jacked up.

The book you're issued for math is missing it's cover and the pages are torn. You'd say "That's jacked."

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