Zipper Sex

Sex without any clothing come off.

Me and Jane had sex last night but I didn't even get to see her naked!

36👍 32👎

megro

a mexican who acts black

dude that wet back is trying to be a fucking megro!

25👍 60👎

cop

a type of police officer who uses minors with nice cars as a scapegoat for their sexual perfomance problems and one who takes our marijuana and charges us with intent to sell

That cop pulled me over in my porsche, searched my car and took my pot....fucking cunt.

25👍 37👎

cop

type of police officer who enjoys using minors with nice cars as a scapegoat for their sexual problems: also one who takes our marijuana and charges us with intent to sell.

I'm pissed, that cop stopped me in my porsche and took my pot....that cunt.

22👍 40👎

fissical

a task requiring no physical energy

laying on the couch

1👍 3👎

James Taylor

An awsome songwriter of the 70's. Very good looking when he was younger too. He was once married to Carly Simon.

Goodnight you moonlight ladies
Rockabye sweet baby james
Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose
Won’t you let me go down in my dreams
And rockabye sweet baby james

104👍 25👎

devendran

Alex comes across as this intelligent alpha male. Suave and urbane, articulate and smooth as butter.

Devendran's the ladies man.

15👍 5👎