oral roberts

When two men give oral pleasure to one man. It's not just one Robert, but two Roberts.

In our gay threesome last night, we totally gave him the oral roberts.

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AML

All my love.
- used in text and chat speak.

(at the end of a card)

AML, sarah xxx

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spongebob squarepants

A yellow sponge who's live under the sea in a pineapple. Works at the Krusty krab. Likes jelly fishing, and he cant drive.

Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready.....

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ginge minge

a vagina surrounded by ginger pubes, just like emmas.

me: shut up emma, ginge minge. at least my minge isn't ginge. ginge minge!
emma: i know, i'm sorry.

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lockdown

already taken care of

"I already took the trash out, its on lockdown"

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Shat

past tense of shit

I shat on your head yesterday

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Uber-

Prefix: the epitome of; usually used in a negative connotation

He's a Trekkie. What an ubernerd.

Cubism is ubercrap.

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