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Mercury

A singer in Queen that was so popular they named a planet and an element after him.

*In science lab* Alright class today we learn about Freddie Mercury. They named an element and planet after him. Cool, right? *Kids cheer*

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PornHub

The best site to go to watch educational family friendly minecraft videos

PornHub is my favourite site for minecraft!

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Earthbound

The best damn game I've ever played. Just watch ChuggaConroy play it because it's really good. No, actually. Play it yourself!

Guy 1: Have you played Earthbound yet?
Guy 2: Oh god I forgot I have to play it tonight!

hayato moment

when your dad is an explosion serial killer and you can't tell anybody that he is or else they will die.

my dad is actually a serial killer that is 33 years of age? this really be a hayato moment