Organic

A tax on the gullible.

1. I always pay more for Organic because they don't have DDT, BRB or OMG in them. You don't have to be a Rocket Surgeon to know THAT makes sense!

2. Organic apples DO cost twice as much but they're SO worth it! They're hand-picked by sterile forest gnomes riding unicorns!

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