lolanus

The great patron saint of anus once said: lolanus

"So, my girlfriend left me and I think I want to kill myself"

"lolanus"

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pop and lock

v. A style of breakdancing which involves short, rapid movement of the arms and legs (popping), combined with brief pauses between movements. Sometimes accompanied with subtle foot movements known as 'gliding' in which the breaker appears to move around the floor without using/lifting their legs.

Me: Yo! Check it out! There's some B-Boys poppin' and lockin' over there!
You: Hot damn! Let's go scope it out!

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Garbage Gum

Originated from the greek word dumpster chew. Items found in the garbage which are chewed like gum.

I found a syringe in the trash and used it for garbage gum.

That garbage gum I found tastes bland.

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Hammer Time

n. the act of yanking on the hammer holder of someone's carpenter pants.

n. one old school, kick ass song.

I got him with the hammer time.

It's hammer time

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shortOlicious

adj- describing a foxxy short chick

"Man, check out that girl by the table... She is shortOlicious

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finger

To stick one or two fingers 3 if the hole calls for it, into a females vaginal opening

dude i "Finger' fucked your mom

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Eternal Ferret

The Eternal Ferret is the most Powerful being in the Universe as we know it. This small, weasle like vermin has been around since the creation of Time. He has mystical powers that aurate from his shrill shreak. Many foes have tried to "Fade" him, none were successful at all. Such weak foes include limecat, Mertz,clock spider, and even the mighty cow. He is currently residing in Okanawa, Japan where he commands his army of chinchilas and ferrets.

"OMG! That F***ing ferret just ate that freakin cat... and his little hat too. WTF!?!?"

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