Dick Riding

1. To support/compliment someone or hype them up whether they are right or wrong.

2 A sex position in which a person gets penetrated by a man while on top of him.

3. To constantly talk about, bother, nag, or complain about someone

1. “Bro, stop dick riding. You know he’s trash! stop riding insert name here’s dick.”

2. “She was riding my dick. She was a fat chick too, and oh man these fat chicks, I stick it in there and my duck turns into a sprinkler after one thrust.”

3. “Get the hell off my dick. Go find something else to do! Leave me alone.”

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Birthday Punch

The act of running up to someone (usually a friend), and punching them (traditionally on their shoulder) on their birthday. Sometimes, when a person has many friends, they will all come up and get many punches in before they stop. Sometimes you can leave a bruise mark on them or you might cause them to cry.

“Bro we gave Him a birthday punch in the morning and he cried like a wuss. I know he was our friend but i didn’t know he would cry like that.”

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Mujaddid Complex

An unjustified feeling of superiority over traditional Islamic scholarship, coupled with a drive to create a revolution in Islamic understanding. Often driven by ignorance, arrogance, and certification from prestigious Western institutes.

It’s derived from the word mujaddid.

Person 1: Did this guy just say that the Quran doesn’t teach the virgin birth of Jesus?

Person 2: Yeah, and so explicit in the Quran and all exegetes agree that Jesus had no father. That dude is suffering from a mujaddid complex.