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From a real small town called Rio Linda, near Sacramento. Made popular by Rush Limbaugh for the heavy use of meth and white trash people who live there. Rio Linda girls are often the butt of jokes.
Q-What do you call 4 Rio Linda girls walking together?
A- A full set of teeth.
Q-What's the first thing a Rio Linda girl does each morning?
A-Walks home.
Q-Why do Rio Linda girls wear panties?
A-To keep their ankles warm.
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chippy or chippie is a nickname for a CHP (California Highway Patrol) officer. Usually, but not exclusively, on motorcycles.
That chippy was pretty cool. He knew we were speeding but instead of hassling us just got on his loudspeaker and told us to slow down.
Damn, the CHP are never cool like that with me.
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a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.
did you hook up with that beach bunny?
no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
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Target Store said with a fake french accent to make it sound more upscale than it is. In reality it's a half step better than Wally World.
I would never shop at Kmart or Wally World, I spend my greenbacks at Tar Jay.
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skateboard term that means smashed finger, usually obtained by screwing up any trick which requires you to grab the board.
also called stubbed blunts, bloody stumps, pink stubby blunts, etc
i hit the top of the half-pipe while reaching down to grab my deck, missing the board altogether i ran over my own fingers leaving me with 3 pink mashies
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Either looks like or is a fan of the Irish punk rock band Flogging Molly. Distinguished by Innes Skateboards or gear, fedoras or newsboy caps or Flogging Molly t-shirts. Irish Punks with class. More recent than the Pogues, more serious than the Business, and better songs than Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly Dudes often have good taste in bands and don't give a shite if it plays much on the radio. To be described as a Flogging Molly Dude is never an insult. At a party, the Flogging Molly Dude can always outdrink, outfight, outwit, and outlast anyone and then ends up with all the hot chicks.
Shannon was hanging out with this lame-assed wannabe rapper until these Flogging Molly Dudes showed up at her party. One look at them and she dropped her man like a bad habit.
Next thing you know, she is drinking Guinness and singing, "Devil's Dance Floor" like she's staright outta Ireland.
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a verb meaning, to pursue other guys girlfriends or wives. also called a bacon bandit.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.
Hey, don't Carlos that chick. That's Andrew's girlfriend, Joni.
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