Spum

A spin on spam. Spum is when people spam urban dictionary with silly personal attention requests of no relivence. For example: Alex P.

"Did you see all that spum about Brittany's secret panty moistener?!"

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Hydro

Bugspray in a bong!

Gimmy some hydro.

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kirk beger

First successful clone of Tom Cruise from The Last Samurai.

Kirk Beger just cut that guy's head off! He's so full of randomnicity.

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gorph

a fart out of a loose butthole

i opened my ass wide and let out an enormous gorph

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Lover's lane

An old-fashioned term referring to a teenage hangout that holds on-goings such as blowjobs, dick-squeezing, The Dirty Sanchez, spitting, rim jobs, and the wild monkey dance.

"Mom, me and Peggy-Jean are gonna be at Lover's Lane!"
"Lover's Lane! Oh, I remember when your father put his face in between my legs and . . ."
"But Mother, I - I thought Lover's Lane was where you got your first kiss."
"No, your father just fucked me, that's all."
"Oh..."

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butt monkey

Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.

Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards

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butt monkey

someone who tends to other peoples wishes

"Steve: thanks for being a good butt monkey susan, and putting my coat away"

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