Lover's lane

An old-fashioned term referring to a teenage hangout that holds on-goings such as blowjobs, dick-squeezing, The Dirty Sanchez, spitting, rim jobs, and the wild monkey dance.

"Mom, me and Peggy-Jean are gonna be at Lover's Lane!"
"Lover's Lane! Oh, I remember when your father put his face in between my legs and . . ."
"But Mother, I - I thought Lover's Lane was where you got your first kiss."
"No, your father just fucked me, that's all."
"Oh..."

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butt monkey

Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.

Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards

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butt monkey

someone who tends to other peoples wishes

"Steve: thanks for being a good butt monkey susan, and putting my coat away"

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mellorine

1: Non-dairy alternative to ice cream, wherein other fats are used instead of milk fat. It can be made out of both animal fat and vegetable fat. It has a sweat and delicate taste, just like a fine woman. At least that's what Sanji thinks.
2: An interjection often used in the sight of pure beauty that would be sweet to the taste if it was a food.

1: This mellorine tastes exquisite, just like my Nami-Swan~
2: Mellorine! You're so lovely, Robin-Scwan~

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jubilee

A celebration of extreme importance and maximum enjoyment and such

so, i heard you last night from downstairs, sounds like you were having quite a jubilee.

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toxicevilmacedavisium

1) Not a fucking joke. If Hitler got his hands on this, we all would've been performing sex acts for his relatives right about now.
2) Mace's jizz.
3) Another form or radioactive material.
4) Something to fucking stay away from.

Mace made some more toxicevilmacedavisium and fucked the gay community.

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kerplosion

The sound you hear when you open a bag of chips.

When the bag of chips was opened, a loud kerplosion was heard.

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